The Apple Geek's Creed

My Macbook is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My Mac, without me, is useless. Without my Mac, I am useless. I must fire on my Mac true. I must type faster than my enemy who is trying to hack me. I must hack him before he hacks me. I will...

My Mac and I know that what counts in this cyberwar is not the ram we install, the noise of our fans, nor the websites we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will get hits...

My Mac is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its i-sights and its OSX. I will keep my Mac clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before God, I swear this creed. My Macbook and I are the defenders of my Wifi. We are the masters of our Network. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is Apples's and there is no enemy, but peace!